Non-Fiction

UW Owns ACM Contest

This article was originally published in The Imprint, some time in February of 2000.

Contracts and You

An amateurish essay about contractarianism. Somehow, like all my other essays, I managed to turn it into a cross-discipline work.

There Is No Spoon

I wrote a philosophy essay with quantum physics running through my head. Very tongue-in-cheek.

Machine Mind

If you know anything at all about how your computer works, don't read this essay. I don't feel like getting hate mail.

Free Will in Slaughterhouse Five

A simple literary essay.

Letter to Katrina

I actually sent this letter. It's fairly typical of my correspondence.

Monkey Business

A rather juvenile essay about scientific creationism.

I'm having difficulty locating the documentation for some of these essays; I almost always save them as seperate files, and some of them seem to have gone missing. As soon as I find them I will post my documentation. After all, I want to give credit where credit is due.