#4 – Not Quite Dead, by John MacLachlan Gray

I must say, Not Quite Dead was absolutely the weakest of John MacLachlan Gray’s three historical novels. There’s two major flaws with the book. Well, okay, before I get started on the two major flaws, I should point out there are lots of things I liked about the book, and I’d be interested in seeing more books featuring some of these characters (Inspector Shadduck in particular), but these are not the things that stuck with me about this book. So the two big things: first, the plot was complicated and slow. Complicated and slow, while fine in any number of other books, is not a quality that I look for when selecting a mystery/thriller. The complexity of the plot (or perhaps, seeming complexity) is mostly the result of having too many characters and differing points of view for a book this short to assimilate. It jumps all over the place,… Continue Reading

Even If It Were A Dog, It Certainly Wouldn’t Be Shaggy

With several stories out there in the hands of editors waiting for acceptance or rejection (including one I spent six years writing) I find that my biggest problem isn’t anxiety, it’s figuring out how to write “and then I woke up” (or similar) a third of the way through the story I’m working on now without my readers thinking everything so far was just a dream. I’m horrified that the exact right phrase I need is a goddamn cliché. It’s things like this that drive writers to drink. That, and spending six years trying to get a ten page story just right.

Wooden Fish Update

Well, it’s official: I’ve decided to relaunch Wooden Fish. All that’s up right now is a placeholder until I figure out the specifics of how I’m going to organize it, how I’ll accept submissions, the new look, and so on. Hopefully the more important bits will be figured out in the next week or two, though I think that it could be several months until it launches officially with its first issue. Any and all queries regarding Wooden Fish can and should be directed to august@woodenfish.ca. Thanks for your time, your input, and your support!

The Book Cover Archive

A long-time acquaintance of mine, graphic designer Ben Pieratt (known for, among other things, being the guy behind the FWIS book cover site), has left his old agency—and the old book cover site—behind, and launched The Book Cover Archive. It’s an amazing site that not only highlights well-designed book covers but also cross references those covers using a pretty comprehensive selection of meta-data, including not only the obvious things like author, publisher, and designer, but also art director, photographer, illustrator and genre. For those of my readers who might decry the lack of Canadian titles, they do accept recommendations to be added to the Archive. And of course there’s the obligatory blog, which actually debuted some time ago, and which I’ve been following with interest. I hope that you all get as much enjoyment from exploring the Archive as I have.

#3 – Tamburlaine Must Die, by Louise Welsh

Tamburlaine Must Die was far too short. Louise Welsh has written a racy, exciting story of sex, jealousy, and revenge, and it was so short and simple as to be almost entirely insubstantial. Better to call it a novella, or a perhaps a longish short story (given the large type) than a proper novel. Christopher Marlowe came properly alive with a lively and distinctive voice, and I enjoyed him as a narrator. Welsh’s prose has the flavour of a proper Elizabethan dialect, if not exactly the form. The only book that I can think of to compare it to is Leon Rooke’s Shakespeare’s Dog, and just like in life, Kit Marlowe is wonderful, but he doesn’t quite sing like Shakespeare. I was more willing to accept Marlowe as a believable character than I expected, but the fact that all the major characters but one are major players in Elizabethan life… Continue Reading

#2 – White Stone Day, by John MacLachlan Gray

In John MacLachlan Gray’s sophomore effort at historical fiction, we are once again presented with journalist Edmund Whitty as our protagonist (one hesitates to label him a hero), roaming London in search of solvency, a good story, and now his dead brother’s secret. Gray’s England is less complex in White Stone Day than it was in The Fiend in Human, but no doubt the reader is meant to fill in some of the blanks based on information supplied in that previous novel. In exchange for this less fully-drawn England, Gray gives us a much more interesting and complicated mystery (or rather, criminal endeavour, as there is very little mystery as to who is doing what to whom; what remains to be revealed is if the guilty parties meet justice, and how) and characters with much more depth and psychological realism. At three hundred and thirty-nine pages, White Stone Day most… Continue Reading

#1 – The Man Who Watched Trains Go By, by Georges Simenon

I had never heard of Georges Simenon before seeing this book in my local used book concern, but I’ve lately been on the lookout for detective or mystery or crime fiction (I’m unclear as to how the genres break down, I just know something that I like when I read it) since reading The Big Sleep and John MacLachlan Gray’s The Fiend in Human last year. The blurbs on the back cover led me to believe that I’d be getting a kind of Belgian genius of the genre, Chandler meets Sartre as it were. But Luc Sante’s introduction, stressing the volume of Simenon’s output over the quality (more than four hundred books!) actually made me a bit worried. If I’d wanted to read Stephen King, I would have purchased Stephen King. My worries were quickly proven to be unfounded. How could a man knock off a book like this in… Continue Reading

#69 – The Gift, by Vladimir Nabokov

I wasn’t quite able to finish this, my sixty-ninth book, in 2008. New Year’s Eve celebrations tripped me up with forty pages to go. Still, I regret nothing, except perhaps that various circumstances prevented me from giving this novel the attention it deserved during most of the month (!) that it took me to read it. (The saddest part of that being that I probably only spent about ten days with the book over that period, being distracted or busy or suffering from the holiday blues or whatever the rest of the time.) Like with most of Nabokov’s books, I finished The Gift feeling like I’d just experienced something profound without necessarily being able to identify, let alone understand, what that something was. On the surface the book is pretty straightforward; in the mid-1930s an impoverished Russian émigré poet, the son of an adventerous and quite dead minor noble, moves… Continue Reading

Questionnaire

For three years I published and co-edited (as fiction editor) an online journal of literature. Lately I’ve been feeling uninvolved in the literary community, and I’m searching for ways to connect. I’m considering relaunching the journal. In the past we published fiction and poetry. If I did decide to relaunch it, I would publish only fiction. My question is this: would you be interested in reading such a journal? Would you submit to such a journal (on the understanding that I couldn’t pay you)? Would you be willing to post about such a journal on your blog? If yes to any of these, would you be willing to donate money (I’m thinking about micro-donations, a dollar here or there), with the understanding that any donations would go exclusively to the hosting bill? Why (or why not—this last question being an addendum to any and all of the above)? Please leave… Continue Reading

Beat Your Fists Through the Static and the Noise

Cliff Burns made a name for himself by publicly venting his spleen after years of rejection letters. A former editor recently mused at The Guardian about both the writing and receiving of rejection letters, because apparently there will soon be an entire book of them. There’s even a quite clever blog devoted to literary rejection. It seems that writers and publishers like nothing better than to discuss their rejection experiences in the harsh halogen glare that is the public eye. Allow me, then, to add my voice to theirs; I got another rejection letter today (well, rejection email, I guess, since I asked to be informed that way, to save on stamps). I had sent my story to a newish publication, not entirely certain it was right for them, but hoping that they would accept it anyway—after all, they might still be struggling to define their vision. They did not… Continue Reading